“Why are you staring at me and grinning, you p******?” she demanded, hands on her hips.
The older man, maintaining his warm smile, looked up at her and replied sweetly, “My dear, I’m not smiling at you. I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”
The girl replies “awwwww you are so sweat” and leans towards the old man and gives him a kiss on the cheek and continues about her job.
The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip Mugley, your turn.”
This joke serves as yet another proof that the elderly, having been part of this world for many years, are often wiser than the rest of us!
